Half Arsed: Froga Party!!

It was mere moments after Shai announced their release of the Eromenons Toga for men that Kallisto IMed me and told me I had to blog it. Little did she know I already had one leg up on the side of the tub and was shaving in eager anticipation (with Dove's razor of course…payback's a bish!!).



Tired of being the guy wearing the 360 thread count Martha Stewart sheets to all the toga parties on campus, this release couldn't have come at a better time - although, I do look great in Martha, don't get me wrong…in fact, I'd look good in a lot of people, I bet…..but I digress. If you're in the market, this toga is shiny white greatness…equipped with a prim flexi skirt and a prim peplos (the part of the robe that drapes over your shoulder, kind of like a shawl for those of you that wondered…thanks Google!!). They also come with some glitch undies for those of you not willing to shareyour mangina with the world in general.



Now, while historians will have you believe that men in Ancient Greece and Rome favored short hair, some very long and diligent study sessions (*cough* drinking beer *cough*) have led me to the revelation that they actually liked to rock the fro!! I wanted to keep it real, so I went to Boon and grabbed the KAR07 hair to help me adorn my classical look. I love this wild black mess - Medusa, eat your heart out!! Finishing everything off with some metal, I polished up my Byzantine Chain Choker from Essentia and slapped it on, and then got my spikes on with my Insurrection piercings from Primitive Design…and that is how we do!! Now that I've perfected my Froga outfit, I'm only lacking for one thing - yup, you guessed it - concubines and palm frond waving hand servants!! Ladies (and men, if you're so inclined) please send your applications to Lawlessisashamelesshor@gmail.com.

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Boon – KAR07 Hair (black)
Etchd – Jekyll Tattoo
MR Design – Eyes 3
Primitive Design – Insurrection Piercing Set
Shai – Eromenons Toga
Essentia - Byzantine Chain Choker
Location - The Roman Empire